“I stopped by my dad’s to hang out, went to the bathroom, and this is what he did to his toilet.”

“My doctor told me to increase my sodium intake. So my dad sent me a 4-lb rock salt lick.”

“Dad’s toilet seat cracked and it ’bit’ him. He put this warning up for others.”

“If I pay the bills, it’s only me who can control the thermostat.”

“My dad said he sorted it by color.”

“My dad recently got a 3D printer and made a stool sample for his doctor.”

“This year, my dad drilled a hole in a piece of wood to hide a ring box for my mom. Here is her look of ‘too many years of this crap.’ ”

“I asked my dad to leave the straightener outside the door before his shower...”

“My dad said he found a frog in the bathroom and needed me to get it.”

“I needed my wife and daughters to smile during a photo shoot, so I told a dad joke.”

Fathers are always watching you...

When your dad is responsible for decorating the house for Halloween.

A classic dad joke.

“I asked my dad for a 640 GB HDD for my birthday.”

“My dad came home and poured this over me and my sister. He stood and watched for a minute and then walked away looking disappointed.”